Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I ...

stole floppy disks from my office.
called in sick to work, but really wasn't.
tore that legal tag thingy off a piece of furniture.
lust after my wife's brother.
pleasured myself to a picture of Tammy Faye Baker.
secretly wished OJ was acquitted.
ate an entire box of donuts when no one was looking.
send hundreds of documents to the printer, but never bother to pick them up.

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