We've all got classic puke stories. Why hold them in? Regurgitate your tasteless tales in Barf-O-Rama now!
-- I. M. Nawshuss, Editor

A Poignant Collection of Your Fondest Puke Stories

~ Best of Barf ~

She Relaxes Her Nerves Before Job Interview.
I was out drinking till 4 a.m. the night before a job interview. When I woke up to go to the interview a few hours late, my entire room was spinning. Standing to dress required great effort; taking a shower was out of the question. After talking with the woman from the Chicago Tribune for 10 minutes, she escorted me out. It wasn't until after I got home that my roommate informed me I had tossed my cookies the night before. This explained the unidentified dried matter in my hair, which I noticed after the interview. I didn't get the job."
-- Katie S., St. Louis

No Luck, No Lady, Tonight.
I was driving this chick back from a bar one night when she blew chow on the seat and then down the crease between the door and window of my Ford Pinto. The next morning I had to scoop the oatmeal-like substance out with a spoon. I didn't even score with her.
-- Stephen M., Ft. Lauderdale, FL

One Reader's Powerful Response.
After reading Barf-O-Rama, I became incredibly nauseated and threw up on my PC. -- Mary D., NYC

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