We've all got classic puke stories. Why hold them
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A Poignant Collection of Your Fondest Puke Stories
~ Best of Barf ~
She Relaxes Her Nerves Before Job Interview.
I was out
drinking till 4 a.m. the night before a job interview. When I woke up to go to
the interview a few hours late, my entire room was spinning. Standing to dress
required great effort; taking a shower was out of the question. After talking
with the woman from the Chicago Tribune for 10 minutes, she escorted me out. It
wasn't until after I got home that my roommate informed me I had tossed my
cookies the night before. This explained the unidentified dried matter in my
hair, which I noticed after the interview. I didn't get the job." -- Katie
S., St. Louis
No Luck, No Lady, Tonight.
I was driving this chick back
from a bar one night when she blew chow on the seat and then down the crease
between the door and window of my Ford Pinto. The next morning I had to scoop
the oatmeal-like substance out with a spoon. I didn't even score with her. --
Stephen M., Ft. Lauderdale, FL
One Reader's Powerful Response.
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